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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate? He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also."

"do they have the fourth of July in the UK? Of course it comes after the third and before the fifth of July"

"I dropped my iPhone under the bed once so I get it, moms that lift cars off their babies, I get it."

"Refrigerator ice dispensers are perfect for those times when you need either zero or 5000 ice cubes."

"I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the worst time to have a heart attack would be during a game of charades."

"What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends? The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends."

"What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? A good start"

"Why do all public restrooms feel haunted?"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs."

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