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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? The Boy Scout came back from camp."
Next Joke
"Today must be my lucky day... I found 95 in the urinal."
"Saw a sign outside of an office building which said.. .. ""Today's workshop 'How To Cope With Disappointment' has been cancelled"""
"Guy finds secret trick into heaven... Gods hate him"
"I have been smoking weed for almost 13 years. Or about a baker's dozen."
"Just spent another day totally agreeing with everything pretty girls say."
"What does the government and pedophiles have in common? They defile private things."
"Why does Kim Jong Un love books? Because he is the Supreme Reader."
"What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups."
"Fantasy: We run in slow motion toward each other across an open field. Her side is mined."