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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza? He ate it before it was cool."
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"I found a good bread recipe where you don't have to get your hands messy from mixing it The bread was kneadless, to say"
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"I couldn't be on a reality show because I wouldn't want my mom to see how many times I make the jerk-off motion when we talk on the phone."
"How do you throw a party in Nigeria? You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling"
"I eat a lot of swordfish. I like to be ready in case there's a food fight."
"They say it's impossible to be sad and happy at the same time My wife just told me I have the biggest dick out of all my brothers."
"Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change."