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Joke of the Day
"My friend taught his female dog to add. That sumbitch."
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"Facebook's ""People you may know"" should be called, ""People you definitely know and have been avoiding""."
"How do pirates sing the ABC's? abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z"
"I look at people sometimes and think..for real? That's the sperm that won?"
"I like my women like a microwave. She is hot and kills all the babies i put inside her."
"It's so humid today I keep expecting a southern lawyer to do his closing argument."
"What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!"
"What does Verizon wireless and abortion clinics have in common? They both have early termination fees"
"If someone casts me in a live musical I promise to go off book and start talking about 9/11"
"You're an embarrassment to the human race. What are you doing later?"