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Joke of the Day
"If someone casts me in a live musical I promise to go off book and start talking about 9/11"
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"Classic Norm MacDonald joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q"
"A baby seal walks into a club"
"My wife asks me to remind her about stuff. That way if she forgets something, it's my fault."
"I remember one time when I was high... I asked a cat if it could talk. It replied Me? How?"
"What's the difference between... What's the difference between dubstep and a fish on the floor? Nothing as long as you drop the bass."
"You politely tap a jogger with your car one time, and suddenly you get labeled a hero."
"How do you make Ben Carson yell? Watch a movie with him."
"dont judge a book by its cover. dont judge a book at all. read a book. write a book. dont judge a book unless that book has murdered someone"
"What does Betty White's vagina taste like? Depends."