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Joke of the Day
"You're an embarrassment to the human race. What are you doing later?"
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"I have developed a truly marvellous demonstration of Fermat's last theorem ... which this post is too short to contain"
"Failure is not an optionit comes bundled with the software."
"What did Hitler Drink for breakfast? Jews."
"Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"
"What's a vegetarian policeman's favourite meal? Caesar Salad"
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"What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit."
"Niagara Falls A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said; I'll bet you don't have anything like this in Texas. The Texan said; nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it."
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing they were both stuck up cunts."