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Joke of the Day

"Facebook's ""People you may know"" should be called, ""People you definitely know and have been avoiding""."

"So I was going to blame my pet ostrich for a crime i committed But my lawyer advised that it wouldn't fly in court."

"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Sinko"

"Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks away*"

"What did one gay man say to another at the bar? ""Mind if I push your stool in? ;)"""

"Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9..."

"My kids wouldn't stop asking me who my favorite is so I said the dog & now they're crying and I'm like THIS IS WHY THE DOG IS MY FAVORITE."

"A techno song lasted longer than my first marriage"

"What did Rihanna say when asked why she was still with Chris Brown? She shrugged and said ""Beats me!"""

"What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese? ""Gouda, gouda..."""