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Joke of the Day
"How do pirates sing the ABC's? abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z"
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"Craigslist A man placed an ad on his local craigslist: ""Wife wanted"". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"All people who make generalizations about other people are all assholes."
"So I heard the guy who invented anagrams died today... May he erect a penis."
"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance.. ..so I pushed her over."
"The only time I'm like ""maybe god is real"" is when I'm eating really really good nachos."
"Being cross-eyed has made it difficult for me to stay in monogamous relationships Sometimes when I'm seeing a girl I can't help but also see someone else on the side"
"Paris Hilton is worried ISIS will target her because she's famous. Paris Hilton doesn't realize that ISIS didn't exist in 2004."
"if you watch the titanic backwards hundreds of disgusting sea zombies come together as a community and rebuild an old ship"
"New evidence suggests that Turkey is now supporting ISIS ... they were pretty pissed off at America after Thanksgiving."