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Joke of the Day
"What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!"
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"smoking I use to smoke, I'll probably never say that I quit but I do stop for intermittent periods. I, like most people, call this lapse in my habit a ""relationship""."
"Q: What time do kids need naps? A: At whine o'clock."
"Ever accidentally say 'I love you' to important business customers on the phone? Me too. I MEAN ME NEITHER."
"Friday is just Monday with tits."
"What's a neckbeard's favorite pokemon? M'champ"
"What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison? ""I'm stumped."""
"I've read all of Charles Dickens's novels except one. I don't have *Great Expectations*."
"What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? Well, the pickpocket snatches watches,"
"My friend had to amputate the front of his foot so I punched him in the face. I'm lack toes intolerant."