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Joke of the Day
"Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they don't like Turkey"
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"Definition of Bravery: Accepting oral sex from a cannibal."
"What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk."
"I want to make a joke about my eye doctor. But it sounded very cornea."
"Him: I love redheads. I could totally see you being a great wife. Me: I could totally see you being a great chalk outline."
"Haters gonna hate. Tweeters gonna tweet. It's actually pretty obvious that verbs are performed by their respective nouns."
"Life is like a penis [dirty] Life is like penis...... Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely.... Then a woman make it hard"
"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."