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Joke of the Day
"I have a stepladder I never knew my real ladder"
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"I'm a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. Listen to this absolute classic: ""Abraham Lincoln was never president""!"
"The space race shows that there's no limit to what human ingenuity can achieve When they really want to prove they're better than some other bastard."
"Why is mustard gas so dangerous? Because it was used in World War One to kill people."
"Why did Trump have to legally change his first name to Donad? Because Hillary took the L."
"The five unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3. 4. 5."
"Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish and you feed him for the rest of his life."
"You really dropped the ball today Ted. You're fired. ""Please, no. I can try harder."" You operate a wrecking crane, man. People died."
"Don't make a mountain out of a molehill Do it with mashed potatoes, then play keyboard for the aliens ... I think my cough medicine expired"
"Walking into a fro-yo shop is probably what it's like walking into a Japanese girl's purse."