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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High Definition Edit:Woah, I got front page! Thanks guys!"
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"How do you fit 500 jews in a smart car? Put them in the ash tray"
"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats ... Business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof."
"A Mother is cleaning her kids room... She finds a bunch of BDSM gear and fetish mags. She shows her husband Mom: What do we do? Dad: I'm not sure, but whatever you do you better not spank him!!"
"An Iraqi father gave his daughter a new bag ... She said: ""thanks for the Baghdad"""
"What is the most expensive type of prostitute? Whoreganic"
"I don't know why people say food in the military is bad... I was given a big chicken dinner!"
"3 guys walk into a bar... ... the fourth one ducks."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped."
"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder."