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Joke of the Day

"I was confused when my wife asked me what I spent $108 on at the liquor store. I answered ""liquor?"" All is not a trick question. Apparently"

"Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds."

"What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays? The week force."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."

"[special ops briefing] Leader: We're going in deep & hard in the middle of the night Me: I bet you say that to all the boys L: Get out"

"Why do trash pandas always get into a fight? They trash talk."

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9."

"Something you may have in your house right now could be killing your children. We'll tell you about it in 2 days. - Local News"

"can't believe Jesus was born on Christmas and died on Easter, what are the odds? still, he accomplished a lot for a four month year old."

"I feel for Hillary Clinton The FBI found a server in my basement too. She was from Hooters I think."