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Joke of the Day

"can't believe Jesus was born on Christmas and died on Easter, what are the odds? still, he accomplished a lot for a four month year old."

"Next week, who's that pokemon? Its jay fuckin garrick."

"What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA NA NA NA. BA NA NA NA."

"After many years, I have decided I no longer care where Waldo is because we do not have any sort of reciprocal relationship."

"I lost my dictionary today... I can't find the words to express how I feel."

"Migrants are no longer welcome in the Greek island of Lesbos... as some people munched up the red carpet."

"You hear about the gay guy who has a job in construction? He works in a manhole."

"Jessica fell out of a tree and broke both her arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Jessica"

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill."

"These cats just swagged into the room like they had some serious yolo'ing to do."