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Joke of the Day
"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9."
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"What did the gay horse say to the straight horse? Heeeeeeyyyyyy"
"What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..? You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast"
"ME: i'm having a lovely time tonight my date: why do u keep yelling ""ME"" before every sentence"
"What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-chew train!"
"A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone."
"What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers? Putin on the Ritz~"
"What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio? He got turnip"
"What do you call a blowjob from a midget? A low blow."
"Judge: How do you find the defendant? Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it?"