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Joke of the Day

"Something you may have in your house right now could be killing your children. We'll tell you about it in 2 days. - Local News"

"Roses are red, Violets are red... Actually, I think my garden's on fire"

"If Tetris has taught me anything it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear."

"No more Jew jokes My grandfather died in the holocaust. Damn Jew pushed him off his watchtower"

"So i was sitting on the bus... ... next to this really hot Thai girl and i thought to myself, ""Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."" ...But she did."

"A pedophile and a child go into the woods It's dark and raining. The boy looks up to the man and says, ""I'm scared!"" The man replies, ""You're scared? I'm gonna have to walk out of here alone!"""

"What do you call a Greek intellectual that only eats kimchee? An Epikorean."

"How does the Consigliere get into the Godfather's house late at night? with his own set of donkeys!"

"The defense rests your honor. *camera pans to defendant taking a nap*"

"You know how to scare a bunch of bees? BOOBIES!!!"