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Joke of the Day

"[special ops briefing] Leader: We're going in deep & hard in the middle of the night Me: I bet you say that to all the boys L: Get out"

"What's brown and sticky? The contents of my pants."

"What is the national front's favorite curry?"

"When there were a lot footprints in the sand, that was a bunch of jesus's chasing you"

"What's high in the middle and round on both ends? Ohio."

"The entire history of athletic competition boils down to ""Hey y'all watch this!"""

"Why is a guy in the Navy called a seaman? You are what you eat!"

"How does a mathematician get rid of constipation? He gets a pencil and works it out."

"I was going to tell a joke about Rihanna and Chris Brown But I can't remember the punchline"

"Babies are just like turtles, keep them in water and also feed them turtle food."