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Joke of the Day

"I don't like how funerals are usually at 9 or 10 AM. I'm not a mourning person. Edit: WHY THE HELL DID THIS MAKE THE JOKES FRONT PAGE"

"My electric car is getting a service, so I have to drive an acoustic one."

"What do the jews use to browse the internet? NethanYahoo!"

"A guy is talking with his friend Edward... ...and asks him: -What do dead and black people have in common? -Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed."

"My brother kept increasing his entropy while intoxicated... He was arrested for being drunk and disorderly."

"What do you call a midget psychic that escaped prison? A small medium at large"

"Einstein walks into a bar The bartender says ""Run, everyone! It's a zombie!"""

"What do calculators do when they love each other? They multiply!"

"What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!"

"911 - wats ur emergency? - i got stuck in some magnets 911 - who are u? - Iron man"