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Joke of the Day

"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? For public transportation."

"what does one rock use to propose to another rock? A bouldering. (Sorry guys ive been indoor rock climbing lately)"

"Knock Knock. OPEN UP THE DOOR, ITS REAL WIT THE NON-STOP, POP POP AND STAINLESS STEEL!"

"When someone asks me where I see myself in 5 years... I dunno...I don't have 2020 vision."

"Whats does Copy pasta taste like? The same"

"What do you call a spitting vampire? Spatula."

"What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !"

"Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"My dog gave birth recently. My dog gave birth to a litter of 8 puppies. We named one puppy johnny, he is a real son of a bitch"

"Which blood type was created by mistake? Type O."