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Joke of the Day
"Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling."
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"What do hippies call there sex life before they get married? Prius"
"What did the intellectual neckbeard say to his buddy when he was asked about the Mayweather Pacquiao fight? I've never heard of that court case."
"Why did the Jamaican go to Syria? To get stoned"
"*drinks milkshake* *runs to yard* *sifts through all the boys* *sighs* *puts up more posters for missing son*"
"Katy Perry is such an inspiration to all those young girls out there who want to grow up and ride giant golden tigers."
"What do you call a German barber? Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)"
"Statistically, 1 in 5 of The Jackson's are Randy."
"The only time a woman wishes that she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby."
"""Child rearing"" sounds like something that'll get you life in prison."