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Joke of the Day
"Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling."
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"wander ten miles over the German border, shoot everybody in sight and then claim you were never over the line"
"i won a latin grammy but i have no idea what to feed her and she's getting frustrated by the language barrier"
"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil... Rohypnol."
"[at daycare] Me: I'm here to pick up my son Daycare: what's he look like? Me: *points to my face* D: oh. Ok"
"Did you hear about the million dollar Dutch lottery? If you win, you get a dollar a year ... for a million years."
"I am allergic to fire Everytime I touch it I get burned"
"But I meant it as a compliment when I said your baby looks like a pug."
"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? When she can fit into your wife's clothes"
"I just opened a new christian restaurant called ""The Lord Giveth"" We also do takeaway."