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Joke of the Day

"What's a redneck's favorite type of bread? Inbred"

"... AND IT WORKS!!! I just invented a time travel machine..."

"No, I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own font."

"Dogs are perfect napkins because they just think you're petting them."

"Poker Face. But I barely know her!"

"People in public restrooms don't really like playing Peek-a-boo, apparently."

"I'm addicted to brake fluid... ...but I can stop whenever I want."

"My girlfriends father wouldn't let us sleep together when I stayed over at her house Which is a shame because he's very attractive."

"If the Trader Joe's cashier doesn't say ""I love these"" about anything you're buying, you have to put it all back and start over. #sorrybro"

"I walked into a public restroom today that had a ""Changing Table"" sign on the door. I found a pair of scissors and a strap-on dildo..."