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Joke of the Day
"I wish I could be like Wall Street Seems to be in bed with a lot of people these days!"
Next Joke
"Two Cows are scared of getting mad cow disease A cow walks up to another cow and asks ""Are you scared of Mad Cow Disease?"" He replies, shocked ""No, I'm a Duck."""
"Every time I walk into a Wal-Mart I think to myself, "" I've never seen so many of God's mistakes all in one place."""
"My friend asked his fiance to marry him with a song. The proposal had a nice ring to it."
"What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend? ""Dayuum. I'd hit that."""
"I don't know many football players except... The one with the Messi hair"
"Make sure you tip your waitress... It's very funny when they fall over."
"What do you call a cold Jewish person? Iceberg."
"What is the difference between an Israeli and an Israelite? Israelites contain about 20% less fat."
"""nice dog or cat or baby or whatever"" i offer politely, my eyes scanning the room for the taco dip. ""was it expensive?"""