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Joke of the Day

"Can someone please tell what the weathers like. My Facebook is full of Robin William's tributes"

"My First Original - A female patient visits her Gyno and says ""I've got something stuck in my vagina!!!"" the Gynecologist says ""I'll look into it"""

"In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word ""blobjob"". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for..."

"I wish someone knew exactly when the world is going to end so I can stop feeling guilty about all the littering I've been doing."

"If you spell race car backwards... You get what Honda owners wish they had."

"I know the kids don't like you and pick on you, but you have to go to school... you're the teacher!"

"Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner? Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines."

"The banana apologized to the apple. You're very sweet, but I'm sorry I don't find you a**peel**ing [I know this was terrible. I guess this wasn't your taste.](#s)"

"A warm toilet seat... A warm toilet seat is like fucking a prostitute. It feels amazing at first but you can't help but wonder who was there before you."

"I'm sorry I threw up all over your carpet when you referred to your spouse as your ""lover""."