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Joke of the Day
"Can someone please tell what the weathers like. My Facebook is full of Robin William's tributes"
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"Swimming in the Ocean I while back I was sitting on a beach in Mexico watching this guy in the ocean screaming ""HELP SHARK, HELP!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."
"What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted."
"Eggs. Dyed for our sins."
"Get Married... Then you'll never have to make a simple decision alone again."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ? Cynthia you been away I missed you !"
"I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?"
"My company is hiring someone for a Business Development, Sales and Marketing position... They're gonna call the new hire the BDSM Executive."
"A man walks into a restaurant and asks, ""You got any spare ribs?"" The owner says, ""Nope. I need all of mine."""
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay to see a lentil."