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Joke of the Day

"My First Original - A female patient visits her Gyno and says ""I've got something stuck in my vagina!!!"" the Gynecologist says ""I'll look into it"""

"Why are all early birds Catholics? Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms."

"How does a redhead shave his pubes? Gingerly"

"My metaphors are like similes. Rock solid as a mountain."

"I don't believe in soul mates, unless we're talking about two Australian friends listening to Aretha Franklin."

"What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click"

"What happened to the ice cube? It came straight outta Compton's glass."

"England fans must be pretty happy right now. They've been waiting years for their team to play like Spain."

"What does a diabetic elf need? Tinselin"

"What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault? One's a leaker, one's a Le Car."