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Joke of the Day

"In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word ""blobjob"". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for..."

"What does a perverted cow do at night? Beef Jerkey"

"What game do French schoolchildren like to play? Simon 16"

"What kind of seagull flies over a bay? A Bay-gull"

"Never judge a man 'till you've driven a mile with his wife."

"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant.. , but then I changed my mind."

"I have a job as a gym instructor But it isn't working out."

"How was the bird able to pass his math test? He was winging it."

"What's heavier 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? The feathers. because you have the weight of the feathers and you have to carry around the weight of what you did to those poor birds."

"The South Carolina Church shooter didn't know if he could start a race war... ...but he decided to give it a shot."