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Joke of the Day
"What's got 24 balls and screws small animals? A shotgun shell."
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"A brief guide to small talk: Read someone's t-shirt out loud to them. Ask what it means. Casually flick their nipple. Ask where they got it."
"How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway."
"What sort of activity is eagle hunting classified as these days? ILLEAGLE activity."
"Where does a Turkey live? A coup."
"I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her."
"Why is almond milk called almond milk? Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice."
"Why did the student take Viagra while preparing for his exam? His professor said he should study hard."
"What street in Paris is well-known for its transvestite community? The Rue Paul."
"For a ski team, these guys in the 7-11 sure have a lot of guns!"