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Joke of the Day

"""Why am I not asleep?"" he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away."

"Q: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A: I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face..."

"Why was Barbie never pregnant? Because Ken came in another box."

"A Rich man sent a medicine shipment to Somalia Once it reached the Airport inspection, Customs rejected it and sent it back; the instructions on the medicines said : after meal"

"When is your door annoying? When it'sa Jar-Jar."

"Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas."

"anything is pocket sized if your ass is big enough"

"What happened in China on Christmas? The Rice-child was born."

"Regarding the molestation jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but molestation... Is a very touchy subject. I'm sorry. Did that joke rub you the wrong way?"

"Your Mom is so old... She had to use her own face for emoticons."