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Joke of the Day

"If I share my food with you, it's either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it."

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"I was in Starbucks the other day and I saw a guy who dropped his coffee on the floor by mistake..... I said to the man ""wow, you actually dropped it like it's hot"""
"US follows Britain BRITAIN: ""Hey, America, watch this!"" *BRITAIN SETS ITSELF ON FIRE* USA: ""Cool. Can I borrow your lighter?"""
"What did the white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk were bumpin and grinding with all the fine white bitches"
"In a group friends when you laugh you will always look at the person you like the most... Thats why I always sit next to a mirror."
"What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke? i j k"
"What did the elevator say to the escalator? Do you even lift?"
"What do you call two lesbian dinosaurs? Lickalotypus."
"What came first the chicken or the egg? The rooster."
"I don't mind people sneezing in public. It's that ""Pre-sneeze face"" they make that scares the hell out of me."
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