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Joke of the Day

"How frustrating would it be if you turned into a zombie before you had a chance to put your dentures in?"

"Are oranges named orange because they're orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?"

"What's the difference between Bono and Jesus? Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono."

"What an upset manly clock with boobs says to another manly clock with boobs who doesn't arrives in time for their homossexual dating? You man nipple lated me"

"Fun fact: they used acronyms back in colonial times too but DOS meant Dead of Smallpox and LMFAO meant Lost My Farm and Outbuildings"

"What did the blind prostitute say to the guy with five dicks? I don't see where you're coming from."

"A guy bought himself a new boomerang... ... but he couldn't get rid of the old one."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ? Alexander friend are coming over !"

"grandma! Mommy! Mommy!. I don't want to visit Gramma! She's cold,distant and she smells funny. ""Shut up and keep digging"""

"What does fucking your girlfriend and cooking an egg in the microwave have in common?"