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Joke of the Day
"Y don't women grow beards? Coz it's in there jeans ;D"
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"Wanna feel old? Make comparative judgments based on how long you've been alive versus how long younger people have been alive. Wild."
"What is the difference between a boat and a woman? The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut."
"To the middle-aged guy in front of me at the bookstore buying several martial arts books: Is that even legal with your lack of ponytail?"
"What did the leper say the the prostitute? Keep the tip."
"This salad tastes like I'm about done with my New Year's Resolution."
"If you can't figure out your location on a coordinate plane... ...Are you lost in translation?"
"When I was little I asked God for a bike. He didn't deliver so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead."
"What do whores and sailors have in common? They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one."
"What's grey, has one leg, sits at the end of your bed and takes the piss out of you? A kidney dialysis machine."