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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that 2 x 10 is the same 2 x 11 One is twenty and the other is twenty two."

"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a SIX offender!!!"

"*throws king crab into tank of normal crabs* Go, lead them to freedom, this is your birthright"

"In grocery store & guy grabs my hand,starts to walk.I go with him, till he turns & realizes I'm not his wife.We broke it off...Single again"

"To the raisin I just beat to death with my shoe.. Eww! I thought you were a spider. Eww! Someone's bringing raisins in my house."

"I don't think people realize how terrible Blackbeard was... The correct term is African Americanbeard"

"What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla? A harumble."

"I met my exgirlfriend while I was attending college... ... I went to the local community college, but she went to the Christian University of North Texas which explains a lot."

"Why don't they have werewolves in Asia? They get eaten."

"Can't decide if I'm feeling jacked, pumped, or amped. Might just be constipated."