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Joke of the Day
"What do you call fish with no eyes? A fsh."
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"They say there's safety in numbers But it won't really matter if she swallows the sperm, will it?"
"Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen."
"They updated the Raggedy Ann doll to Swaggedy Ann. She comes with an iPhone, divorced parents, and 3 pairs of heelys"
"I went to a feminist picnic last weekend... No one made any sandwiches."
"How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate? It takes two to make a dingo write."
"What is a great way to baby-proof a house? Condoms"
"With KFC's announcement they've created an edible coffee cup, the chain is ready to face its next challenge: creating edible food."
"Knock Knock... Me: Knock Knock Other person: who's there Me: Allah Other person: Allah who? Me: Allah who Akbar (ALLAHU AKBAR BOOOOOOM)"
"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint"