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Joke of the Day
"They say there's safety in numbers But it won't really matter if she swallows the sperm, will it?"
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"My local psychic closed down... ..due to unforeseen circumstances"
"I only smoke for the health tips from complete motherfucking strangers"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I never had a garbanzo bean on my face."
"5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions"
"Awful Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock Who's there? Didgerid Didgerid who? bzanweaaaangggglllllddeeeeeoooooowwwwwaaaaannnn.... In my opinion, the lamer the knock knock joke, the better."
"How do you make someone holy? You beat the hell out of them."
"If you ever meet me please remember that I literally have a headache all the time"
"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The egg is smoking a cigarette. The chicken turns to the egg and says, well I guess that answers that question."
"Don't cut yourselves 'cause Justin smokes pot, Beliebers. Cut yourselves 'cause you listen to Justin Bieber. (And aim for a major artery.)"