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Joke of the Day
"Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen."
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"My cat was bitten by a squirrel and I have to suck the rabies out before she slips into a double cheese burger. --how I cancel dates"
"I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years. Come on man, I don't have 2020 vision!"
"Did r/jokes hear about the new Taco Bell Express yet? You give them 99c, and they throw a burrito in the toilet for you."
"What was the point in making your car louder, bro? Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic?"
"What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball? ""Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"""
"What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool? What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens"
"What do you call an angry Reddit mod? [deleted]"
"This strange woman won't stop talking to me so I'm going to stare at her eyebrows until she gets paranoid and leaves me alone."