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Joke of the Day
"How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate? It takes two to make a dingo write."
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"My friend Roy made up this joke, so goddamn proud Why did the beer get bottled? He was trying to dodge the draft."
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus"
"My 95 year old grandpa was prescribed viagra... To stop him pissing on his slippers and rolling out of bed."
"I think the funnest part of a prostate exam is when I fake an orgasm."
"People think it's great if you like kids but will freak out if you assign an age. I like 10 year olds. See? Creepy. I'll wait in the van."
"I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point."
"Steal your neighbors' garden gnome. Send them a series of photos of the gnome lurking near various truck stop men's rooms."
"Two fish are in a tank... One of them says ""hey, how do you drive this thing.."""
"There's something mentally wrong with people who ask other parents if their baby isn't the cutest baby they've ever seen"