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Joke of the Day

"With KFC's announcement they've created an edible coffee cup, the chain is ready to face its next challenge: creating edible food."

"Somebody wake up Green Day."

"So, I haven't seen the vice president in the news much recently I think that he may just be Biden his time"

"Mike Rowe Penis Women have told me I have a Mike Rowe penis. I guess it must be because they think it's pretty strong and does dirty jobs... but I think it's a little small myself."

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They take things literally."

"Well done Turkey on shooting down a Russian warplane. Now proceed to level two where you have to destroy fifty Russian warplanes and fight off an invading ground force."

"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an ese."

"Me: You ask so many questions that I want to stab a fork in my eye. Her: Why? Me: *stabs fork into eye*"

"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Sorry, my cat walked on my keyboard and accidentally typed something Welsh."