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Joke of the Day
"What is a great way to baby-proof a house? Condoms"
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"How does every racist joke begin? With a quick look around the room."
"FOUR RULES FOR DATING MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER: 1) get her home by 11 p.m. 2) so we can chill 3) i have mario party 4) be my friend"
"What are Mario's pants made out of? DenimDenimDenim"
"Who is the least guilty U.S. President? Lincoln. He's in a cent!"
"Got a text from my girlfriend, thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative.' I wonder what ternative' means?"
"I'd like to commit suicide to get rid of my indecisiveness but I don't wanna jump into conclusions."
"Just yelled ""I will strangle you in front of your pets"" out of my window to a car that cut me off in traffic on a highway in New Jersey."
"What's the difference between a religion and a cult? A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid."
"With trump being a potential candidate I feel like the Simpsons are sitting on their couch watching an episode of us"