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Joke of the Day

"Apparently this is the letter ""v"" in Chinese: ... Lets see you try to fly in that shape American birds."

"I got 99 problems but I'm avoiding them all."

"knock knock player 1: whos there player 2: hola player 1: hola who player 2: holawhosn"

"I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!"

"What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today? What Am I Wearing Today"

"My wife...it's difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore"

"My weekly retreat is simple: driving alone down country roads for a couple of hours with tunes cranked up and singing loudly to livestock."

"1 out of 5 dentists is illiterate, and could not complete the survey."

"Are ""authorities"" ever not "" baffled?"""

"My drinking team has a bowling problem."