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Joke of the Day

"Waiter there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir thats the manager the last customer was a witch doctor !"

"Got a mosquito bite last night. I bet that little guy is hungover today .__."

"What do you call an angry German? sauerkraut! (sour kraut)"

"dog who is interested in graphic design, lookig at the new pantone color of the year: i dont get it, everey year its just the same dam color"

"What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius."

"What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake? It's not my fault."

"What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."

"Racecar spelt backwards is racecar But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died"

"Guess what God said to Joan Rivers when she just arrived in Heaven? Thank you, Bruce really needed those botox to make his wife and daughters as beautiful as he is"

"The bison was declared as USA's national mammal Hearing these news, the Republicans breathed a sigh of relief - at least it's not gayson"