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Joke of the Day

"When an ad says critics are ""raving"" over a movie, I picture them all in a dark warehouse twirling glowsticks & giving each other back rubs."

"I wonder who Rose is going to kill in Titanic II."

"Have you heard about the internet couple that broke up? They just didn't click together anymore."

"Walmart's hair salon doesn't charge extra to cut a live bat out of your hair."

"Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins."

"What goes well with country music? Suicide."

"Describe your latest laid with a movie title! ""The Lone Ranger"" ""Home Alone"" ""Bend It Like Beckham"" Now it's your turn!"

"I lost a leg to a guy named Amir... God damn, he's good at playing darts."

"3 jews walk into a bar..... named Gas Chamber."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba Dum Tss!"