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"Girl with small feet? Will do great in kitchen"
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"I find certain races unattractive... Marathons are one thing, but triathlons seem like too much trouble."
"""Knock Knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Ghostbusters."" ""Ghostbusters who?"" ""Taco."" Courtesy of my 3-year-old."
"Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting? Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine."
"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs."
"Adding Up by Juan & Juan"
"What is the most well educated type of nut? Macademia."
"Yesterday I went to the doctor with a sinus infection But he told me it was all in my head."
"What do we want? TO BE LESS INSECURE? When do we want it? NOW! Um, I think... Soon, I guess? Is that weird? When do people usually want it?"
"How does every racist joke start? By looking over your shoulder."