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Joke of the Day

"""Knock Knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Ghostbusters."" ""Ghostbusters who?"" ""Taco."" Courtesy of my 3-year-old."

"What's a cats favorite Mexican dish? A purr-rito"

"I'm single by choice. Just not my choice."

"What's the definition of mixed emotions? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car."

"What do you call the largest of the land masses, when it's unable to hold itself together, breaking into smaller land masses and leaking waste water? Incontinent."

"Atheists, we get it. You don't have faith in anything except your ability to shove your lack of faith in the face of those who have faith."

"Tried to sign up to a website the other day... I put my password as ""beef stew"" It said password not stroganoff."

"The biggest problem with getting my picture taken is anytime someone says ""Cheese!"" My immediate response is ""Where!!"""

"What's the difference between a Black man and a park bench? A Black man is a sentient creature."

"If someone who speaks 2 languages is Bilingual, whats someone who speaks 1 called? American. EDIT: My first post on Reddit and I get 1000+ up votes, thanks so much!!!"