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"Adding Up by Juan & Juan"
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"How fast can Klingon's run? About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom."
"Me: Nice flowers. Co-worker: They're from my boyfriend. Now I'm going to spend all weekend w/my legs in the air. Me: Don't you have a vase?"
"The only thing keeping me from driving off this bridge is the insurance rate increase if I survive."
"Apparently, when they say 'black tie' they expect you to wear more than just a black tie. Like I'm a mind reader."
"You never see baby pigeons because pigeons are cloned by the government. Next question."
"Women are like raincoats. In a box in my attic marked ""raincoats."""
"What would be Jesus' favorite gun? A Nail Gun."
"Have you heard of that new film about the tractor? I've just seen the trailer."
"why does dr. pepper come in a bottle? his wife died."