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Joke of the Day
"So a politician dies... Ha!"
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"3yr old: [whispering] I have a secret ""What it is, sweetie?"" 3: [shouting] I POOPED! ""Do you know what a secret is?"" 3: [whispering] no."
"Ghost: never eats, never sleeps, moans a lot Vampire: sucks the life out of u Werewolf: human w/ fits of howling Child: all of the above"
"Poor Luigi when his parents were all, ""This is Mario, we also call him 'Super Mario'. And this Luigi, we also call him 'Player 2'."
"A girl just asked me ""When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what's a good comeback?"" I told her, ""COMEBACK with a damn sandwich."""
"If Billy Joel made a Christmas movie, what would it be called? Miracle On 52nd Street"
"#1 pick up line in a gay bar? ""Can I push your stool in""?"
"Poor Sally! Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock (who's there? ) Not Sally. Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere."
"I mainly want to lose weight to get into my own pants But also to get into someone elses"
"To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word."