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Joke of the Day

"Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting? Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine."

"What is the Opposite of Palindrom? NTSCindrom HAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHA"

"Gynaecologist aka female private investigator"

"I hate Walmart. The men's bathroom doesn't have any urninals! Just a bunch of women screaming telling me to get out"

"When hubs is sleeping I put my Care Bear blanket on him and take the most adorable blackmail photos ever."

"What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot? Baked ham."

"The only sexual problem I have is... I don't have sex."

"Where does the vampire deposit his savings? In the blood bank. And why did he like to deposit his savings there? Because everyone there helped increase his savings."

"Just got a houseplant. Can't wait til it grows a house."