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Joke of the Day
"What is the most well educated type of nut? Macademia."
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"""want to go grab some dinner?"" *lights cat on fire* sorry I can't my cats on fire"
"How do you circumcise a whale? You need four skin divers"
"Chris Hansen loses his job and has to get a new job as a cashier at Walmart ""Why don't you take a receipt?"""
"The human body is 80% water, so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety."
"Quizzes...... If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"
"What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party? TURNIP"
"Knock Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Mandela Effect."
"Lighten up your drive-thru experience by saying ""I just need two buns"" into the speaker then pulling up with a live cow in your backseat."
"I just bought my wife some new eyes, a new nose and a new mouth... I can't wait to see her face when she opens them."