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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs."
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"Why do tachyons program in assembly? Because it's faster then C"
"So a neutron walks into a bar... ...he goes up to the bartender and asks how much a drink is. The bartender replies saying: ""For you? No charge."""
"So a man buying stolen goods gets caught, and is given one phone call, who does he call? His de-fence attorney!"
"My wife is a psycho, this tweet isn't a joke its a cry for help."
"Adele broke my headphones it always says hello from one side (joke stolen)"
"Sugar - Honey - Iced - Tea ... Guess what it means."
"Where were these Terrorists when Seth Rogen did the Green Hornet?!?!?"