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Joke of the Day

"I've got 66 problems and being upside-down is one."

"Dont take your phones with you when you go to a dentist they have li-ion batteries"

"Apparently I have a black person in my family tree... If you look in my backyard he's still hanging there!"

"I would never write a joke in multiple choice form... Because A) person who thinks that it would B) funny should go C) a psychiatrist."

"What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner? Putout"

"So there was a pediatrist... no, wait a doct- a... Gynecologist *that's it!* Anyway... I walk in and... ""Sorry, I fucked up the delivery everybody. Also, your baby is dead."""

"Wife to her Husband Wife to her husband: ""I told you I'll be back in five minutes, so why you are calling me every half an hour?"""

"You know what really gets my goat? The Chupacabra."

"What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak."

"Apparently people are using smart phones instead of credit cards now. I tried this but my cocaine was very lumpy."