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Joke of the Day

"Wife to her Husband Wife to her husband: ""I told you I'll be back in five minutes, so why you are calling me every half an hour?"""

"""Give me a positive adjective..."" ""Splendid."" ""Nice. Now how about a negative adjective?"" ""Splendidn't."""

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, and those who don't... ^^[BADUM'TSS](http://trommelyd.no/)"

"Who is the greatest author of the medieval era? King Author"

"Why should you never run behind a bus? You will get exhausted."

"Can't believe that it's been over a hundred years since Einstein proposed his theory of relativity. Feels like it was only yesterday..."

"Have you ever had SEX while camping? I heard it's Fucking in tents!"

"I'm concerned about my local funeral parlour closing down It's right on the high street, but every time I walk past it's dead in there"

"An old lady's beloved pair of pet rabbits died So she took them to the taxidermist to get them stuffed. The taxidermist asked her ""would you like them mounted?"" ""No"" she replied, ""just holding hands."""

"Pallbearers are Dead Lifters"