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Joke of the Day

"Wife to her Husband Wife to her husband: ""I told you I'll be back in five minutes, so why you are calling me every half an hour?"""

"A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police . . . . . . . They're the police you racist cunt."

"Are you half decapitated? Because this joke is poorly executed."

"Did you hear about the priestess who accidentally healed the evil darklord? Talk about a clerical error!"

"Paris Hilton should make another sex tape with two black guys and call it [Niggas in Paris](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfM_wS7qYfY)"

"[NSFW] My wife and I kept on arguing about who should be on top of whom during sex. Now I'm not saying I won, but I came out on top"

"So ... Helium walks into a bar Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says: ""We don't serve noble gasses here."" Helium doesn't react."

"A roman walks in a bar... holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers please."""

"I hope this guy at the urinal next to me can see that I'm checking Twitter and not taking pictures."

"I guess you could say Caitlyn Jenner is... Transjennered."