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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak."
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"You know what I find odd? Every other number."
"I know you're the instructor but I've seen Ghost 47 times so I know for a fact this IS how pottery is made!"
"My x-girlfriend had a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh It was amazing! If you put your ear to it you could smell the ocean!!!"
"What's the difference between a physicist and an engineer A physicist says ""E = mc^2"", an engineer asks ""How much mass we talkin?"""
"I have bathed in the blood of virgins! I had a nosebleed in the shower."
"How much is an M&M? 50 cents. That's Ludicris!"
"Little Mary was living in Japan during the 1940s. Then one day, the Americans dropped an atomic bomb on the city she was living in. Where did she go after the explosion? Everywhere."
"Spice up your otherwise trite wedding by making the groomsmen act as pallbearers and carry the groom to the altar in a casket"
"All a farmer needs to do to get a girlfriend is... ...attract her."